I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult.
E. B. White (1899 - 1985)
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Time present and time past are both perhaps present in time future and time future contained in time past. If all time is eternally present all time is unredeemable.
Swatch, Always Now, 1997
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IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil’s Dictionary
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It’s so much easier to write a resume than to craft a spirit.
Anna Quindlen (1953 - ), A Short Guide to a Happy Life, 2000
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I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed.
Frank Deford
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Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable than risk being happy.
Robert Anthony
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FOOL, n. A person who pervades the domain of intellectual speculation and diffuses himself through the channels of moral activity. He is omnific, omniform, omnipercipient, omniscience, omnipotent. He it was who invented letters, printing, the railroad, the steamboat, the telegraph, the platitude and the circle of the sciences. He created patriotism and taught the nations war — founded theology, philosophy, law, medicine and Chicago. He established monarchical and republican government. He is from everlasting to everlasting — such as creation’s dawn beheld he fooleth now. In the morning of time he sang upon primitive hills, and in the noonday of existence headed the procession of being. His grandmotherly hand was warmly tucked-in the set sun of civilization, and in the twilight he prepares Man’s evening meal of milk-and-morality and turns down the covers of the universal grave. And after the rest of us shall have retired for the night of eternal oblivion he will sit up to write a history of human civilization.
Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil’s Dictionary
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Millions long for immortality who don’t know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Susan Ertz, Anger in the Sky
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People don’t believe what you tell them.
They rarely believe what you show them.
They often believe what their friends tell them.
They always believe what they tell themselves.
Seth Godin, Seth Godin’s Blog, 07-29-06
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I shall never be ashamed of citing a bad author if the line is good.
Seneca (5 BC - 65 AD)
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